when I get married, idc I’m having morning sex, noon sex, dinner sex, grab the camera let’s record sex, make-up sex, holiday sex, after the kids leave for school sex, on break at work sex, quicky sex, bath sex, honey wheres the remote sex, neighbors know our name sex, 24/7 sex, hot tub sex, angry sex, pull over on the highway back seat sex, night time in the park touching each other sex, sex on the beach, sex on the plane , kids walk in on us WE DONT GIVE A FUCK SEX

(Source: ourbrutalgeneration, via before-time)

Did You Ever Think a Pen Can Change a Persons Life ?

Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You get skinny
You get skinny = Then you get ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death

(Source: before-time, via before-time)


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